Just because you wanna say it doesn’t mean you can in polite company. 

But you sure as hell can wear it and they would never know. 

Shipping:

• $6.95 flat-rate US shipping or FREE on orders over $125!
• Orders are processed and shipped out within 24-48 hours.
  
• FREE local pickup is available in Loveland, Ohio (Choose option at checkout.)

Returns: 

• Returns must be requested and postmarked to us within 14 days from your date of purchase.
• Your item/s to be returned must be in new condition (tags still attached, no odor, pet hair, or other user damage/wear/tear)
• Returns are eligible for store credit only.
• Items that are final sale and cannot be returned: accessories and other non-clothing items, intimates, leggings, sale/clearance items.
• Shipping charges (original and return) are the customer’s responsibility.